Some quick witted responses by some quick witted kids.
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.-----------------------------------------------
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how to you spell "crocodile"?
Glenn: "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: That is wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have 10 years ago.
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Jack, why do you always get so dirty?
Jack: Well, I am a lot closer to the ground than you
are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with
"I".
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No Millie. Always say, "I am..."
Millie: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now
Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louie: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now Simon, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to. My mom is a good
cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher. It's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.
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