Yearly Medical Exam

Another witty little e-mail

My yearly exam:

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with
certain basics.

How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115" I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8" I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 5".

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I
was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.

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Posted at 9:52 AM